absurdity in the bathroom

Our lasses shower gel
 is Liver and Onions,
 mine is Curried Chips.

 Afterwards, spray myself
 with Bangers and Mash
 deodorant, splash on
 Dog’s Bollocks anti-perspirant.

 Our lass will dab on
 Deep Fried Mars Bar eau
 de toilette, and Minging
 No. 5.

 For lunch in the bathroom
 I have Ginseng and Black Pepper.

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